This Just In: Stocks Will Rise and The World Won’t End

by A Blinkin on August 30, 2012

“This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S” – Singer Gwen Stefani

Shit is crazy, no doubt. <- see what I did there?

Regardless of religion or political affiliation, I think that’s something we can all agree on.

In the United States, we have problems with employment, education, and healthcare.

Globally, there are governments collapsing, economies collapsing, and environments collapsing.

Shit is certainly crazy.

But how crazy?

About 4 years ago, our entire financial system nearly imploded. But when I looked out the window, everything was still calm.

We adapted. And we continued living.

I bring this up because I see lots of nothing. “Nothing” is what people do when they are too scared to do “something.” A nice mixture of uncertainty and pessimism has kept many people from investing. We’re in (what some refer to as) a liquidity trap. Interest rates are invisible, yet people are still sitting on loads of cash afraid to make moves. The same goes for companies.

Everybody seems to be waiting. Waiting on the next fed announcement. Waiting to see who is in the White House. Waiting for “things to get better.”

Well, I’m here to tell you…

Things Will Get Better

I’m an optimist in a pessimistic world. It’s far easier to be a doubter than a believer. I’m here to convince you that human ingenuity will bring us out of this rut. I’m assuming that in 1929, no one thought things would get better. But they did. And they will continue to get better. (Check out “The Piercing of Gloom and Doom by Herbert London)

The History of Pessimism

“This telephone has too many shortcomings to be considered as a means of communication,” said the president of Western Union in 1876. “The device is of inherently no value to us.”

Thomas Edison said, “Just as certain as death, George Westinghouse will kill a customer within six months after he puts in an electric system of any size,” and “the phonograph has no commercial value at all.”

The president of Michigan Savings Banks advised Henry Ford’s lawyer not to invest in the Ford Motor Company because, he said, “The horse is here to stay, the automobile is a novelty.”

In 1921, radio pioneer David Sarnoff said, “The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?”

In 1926, Lee DeForest, inventor of the vacuum tube, said, “While theoretically and technically television may be feasible, commercially and financially I consider it an impossibility.”

“A rocket will never be able to leave the earth’s atmosphere,” stated the New York Times in 1936.

“There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom,” said Nobel Prize-winning physicist Robert Milliken in 1923.

The chairman of IBM said, “I think there is a world market for about five computers,” in 1943.

“There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home,” said the president of Digital Electronic Corporation in 1977.

Readers: Is the uncertainty, the news, and your pessimistic attitude keeping you from investing?

 

  • http://www.moneylifeandmore.com/ Lance@MoneyLife&More

    I dollar cost average my investments every paycheck. Although I have lived my post college life in doom and gloom I do hope and think things have to get better eventually…

    • Funancials

      I think we’re in similar positions. I’ve never known “a good economy.” Ever since I’ve been an adult and old enough to care, things have been shitty.

  • http://www.dqydj.net/ PK

    Oh I see what you did there, No Doubt about it. Sticking to SoCal, your joke was so Sublime I’m going to eat a Red Hot Chili Pepper.

    For the record, Edison was a scumbag. He was dropping propaganda on Westinghouse since W was an AC guy. I’m on team Tesla!

    • Funancials

      WOW…pwned

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  • http://www.uniquegifter.com/ Anne @ Unique Gifter

    Thanks… now I have Gwen Stefani in my head… I did like what you did there. Most of my investments are in the form of mortgage reduction, so I don’t sit on very much cash. I’m a pessimist on certain stocks right now, but that’s because I work in finance for a major company… and that’s only in the short term that I’m a pessimist. Also, my division is used to fund other divisions, so we’re contributing to the liquidity issue, but only so there’s funds for the other divisions.

    • Funancials

      A few times I’ve been around that track, so it’s not just gonna happen like that, I ain’t no hollaback girl…ain’t no hollaback girl.

      Why have you chosen to aggressively pay down the mortgage at 3%? Optimist or pessimist, you should expect more greater growth than that.

      • http://www.uniquegifter.com/ Anne @ Unique Gifter

        Mortgage is a bit more than 3%, so after tax (not deductible in Canada), the returns are harder to beat. I’m in a pretty high tax bracket, too. Additionally, some life decisions recently were definitely adding to the incentive to pay it down… however some things have changed.
        Currently uber pessimistic, too. Haven’t always been this way, just on the receiving ends of signals from China.

  • http://twitter.com/littlehouse2009 Little House

    So I guess the message is “everything is possible” right? I like it. – this is coming from a never-waning optimist.

    • Funancials

      The message is to never use the word never.

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