With the name Funancials, I feel that I have a moral obligation to report any news that crashes into the intersection of “all things funny” and “all things money.” If it’s involving money and it’s remotely funny… I’m there. Right?
Right.
So, in the history of insanely gross relationships between money and man – this has to be the grossest and most insane.
According to WKRN, of Nashville, a Tennessee man walked into a Murfreesboro bar on May 19th and tried to have sex with an ATM.
“He pulled down his pants and underwear, exposing his genitals, and then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM,” the report claimed.
I have heard numerous complaints involving ATM’s screwing people…but, never people screwing ATM’s. This seems to be a role reversal. According to the police report, “he allegedly tried to make his “deposit” around 9:00pm. “
I’m surprised this hasn’t made headlines all over the country.
Maybe this ATM has a history of putting out..?
